This week when my 2 year old was stuck on the plastic duck at the park, I did not stop to take his picture BEFORE getting him down.
Not me. I would never torture my children that way.
It was also not me who, on Sunday, had a pie smashed in my face in front of all of the Sunday School kids in order to raise money for Operation Christmas Child.
I am an extremely dignified person, and I would never allow myself to be humiliated in such a public fashion.